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From: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: humor
Message-ID: <2427@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 21-Oct-85 15:55:21 EDT
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.2427
Posted: Mon Oct 21 15:55:21 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 23-Oct-85 05:01:38 EDT
References: <880@cvl.UUCP>
Reply-To: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
Distribution: net
Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA.
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Summary: 

In article <880@cvl.UUCP> rich@cvl.UUCP writes:
>Come on, guys. Lighten up willya? I don't appreciate getting
>hate mail. What's the point? I implied that some people out
>there were liars and wimps, and I got messages saying a was
>an asshole, jerk, etc. etc.
>
>Now we all know its easy to trade insults when you're not look-
>ing someone in the eye, so I take all that shit with a grain of 
>salt. And so should you. Where's your sense of humor?
>
>My whole point is this...this net is suffering from a certain
>lack of manliness, and makes boring reading. (There was a great
>message from Stella though, about horses and how they make good
>vibrators. Now THAT'S interesting, and something I've always
>wondered about). So, if you boys (and girls) don't start
>writing short and interesting, I'm going to stop reading! and
>that's my final word on the subject.
>
>                         Sincerely,
>                         Bird Dog
Yes, vibrators certainly are manly aren't they! Well master Bird Dog,
the following paragraph isn't true but maybe it will satisfy your manly
needs...

   I hope somebody can help me with my problem! You see I have this particular
little bitch who refuses to allow me to beat her with my twin bear cubs that
I just won for wrestling great white sharks. I know that my beatings haven't
been as good lately but I'm always so tired after lifting ten-ton boulders
at work. Does anyone know what to do with a stupid bitch like this??



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Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of:

                              Paul Kirsch
                              St. Joseph's University
                              Philadelphia, Pa

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