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Subject: a little whimsy...
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Date: Fri, 18-Oct-85 13:09:04 EDT
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Imagine a special zero G toilet built in an airlock. An unsuspecting
{taxcollector|bureaucrat|lawyer} is directed to this compartment after
mentioning a need to eject from an opposite end what they have been ejecting
at you from a facial orifice for the last hour. The unsuspecting one enters
and seats himself against the far wall. The flush lever opens the outer door
and unceremoniously ejects the vermin with their best part forward,
thus improving the future genetic stock of the human race...