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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
Newsgroups: net.women
Subject: Feminine/Masculine
Message-ID: <256@cuuxb.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 8-Oct-85 14:13:36 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct  8 14:13:36 1985
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I reckon as how I feel most masculine when I chew some
Beachnut er some Redman while I skin out a buffaler or
a bar. The too, I kinda feel masculine when I tilt a
jug o' good corn squeeze er when I was fightin' in th'
war. The big un, ya know. Them injuns just kep a comin'
and a comin'. Damned preverts!

Oh, almost clean fergot, I feel masculine when I spit
some o' that terbaky juice on somebodies fresh shoeshine.
I feel masculine when I don't say nary a word when the ol'
mule bites me. I jus' pick up a singletree and beat 'im
up with it. The bastard bit me on the right cheek o' my
keester last time. 'Course, I bit myself in the left cheek.
Gotta find a new place to store my false teeth sos I don't
sit on 'em no more...






Ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Tom (the ridge runnin', tailgate sittin', fence climbin',
ol' Jaybird.) Frye


Time ta mosey on down ta th' saloon fer a touch o' panther piss.
Lord, I'll be glad when Ol' Fuzzy the barkeep gits s'more good
storebought sippin' whesky...