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From: lsr@apple.UUCP (Larry Rosenstein)
Newsgroups: net.women
Subject: Re: Re: When are you a man/woman/lady ?
Message-ID: <45123@apple.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 8-Oct-85 19:20:14 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct  8 19:20:14 1985
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Reply-To: lsr@apple.UUCP (Larry Rosenstein)
Organization: Advanced Development Group, Apple Computer
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In article <1107@rayssd.UUCP> hxe@rayssd.UUCP (Heather Emanuel)
writes:
[referring to the title of 'lady']
>
>Do I have to pay hard cash, or can I just do some sort of
>"community service hours" work to earn it?  Maybe if I volunteer
>to judge the local garden show...   No!  I've got it!  I'll join
>the "Ladies Auxilliary" to the fire department!  Then you'll
>*have* to call me a lady cause I'll have a card that says so.
>So *there*!
>

No.  All you have to do is attend one of the consciousness lowering
sessions sponsored by Ladies Against Women.  After this session (or
maybe 2 sessions in some cases) you recieve an official pink L.A.W.
membership card.  (Of course it must be signed by a husband, father,
or clergyman to be valid.)

For more information contact:
	Ladies Against Women
	1600 Woolsey #7
	Berkeley, CA 94703

	(415) 841-6500

And remember:

"Tupperware preserves the family."  8-)

-- 
Larry Rosenstein
Apple Computer

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