Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site lll-crg.ARpA Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!seismo!lll-crg!bandy From: bandy@lll-crg.ARpA (Andrew Scott Beals) Newsgroups: net.cooks Subject: more than what you want to know on how to properly cook a toikey Message-ID: <996@lll-crg.ARpA> Date: Tue, 19-Nov-85 01:36:25 EST Article-I.D.: lll-crg.996 Posted: Tue Nov 19 01:36:25 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 21-Nov-85 21:09:54 EST References: <209@unirot.UUCP> Reply-To: bandy@lll-crg.UUCP (Andrew Scott Beals) Organization: Computation Research Group, Lawrence Livermore Labs Lines: 19 Keywords: light side, dark side, force Summary: MamaLiz's exploding turkey problem solved! In article <209@unirot.UUCP> liz@unirot.UUCP (Mamaliz ) writes: > [ lots of good_stuff on how to cook a TURKEY (liz makes GREAT turkey!) ] >Stuff both cavities lightly. Do not >try to fill them up too much or the turkey might explode. Stuffing expands >when it cooks. Since Hobbit doesn't read this group, I shall take it upon myself to point out that if you wrapped the turkey liberally (yes, what does a "mud-brained crypto-fascist" know about liberal..) with duct tape then it won't explode when you stick the temperature probe in. Duct tape is easily obtainable at grocery, hardware and pet stores... -- There once was a thing called a V-2, To pilot which you did not need to-- You just pushed a button, And it would leave nuttin' But stiffs and big holes and debris, too. andy beals - bandy@lll-crg.arpa - {seismo,ihnp4!sun,dual}!lll-crg!bandy