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From: jtang@ucbcory.BERKELEY.EDU (Suresh K. Sastry)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: A joke
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Date: Wed, 13-Nov-85 13:40:59 EST
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    An American doctor, an English doctor, and a Russian doctor
were discussing the complex operations performed in their respective
countries.  The Yank says, "In America we can perform open heart
surgery as if it were an assembly line process."  To which the English
and Russian doctors laugh out loud--each saying, "That's no big deal.
We can do that in our country too."
    The Brit claims, "In England we pride ourselves in the brain
surgery field."  To which the American and Russian doctors reply,
"Gee.  We have been doing that operation for many years."
    And finally the Englander and American ask the Russian for his
claim.  The Russki replies, "In Russia, we be good at removal of
tonsils."  Well it doesn't take a doctor to imagine removing tonsils
as a complex procedure.  Holding back the laughter the Yank and Brit
ask the Russki why removing tonsils is such a speciality in Russia,
and the Russian replies, "In Russia communist country, and we not
allowed to open mouth, so have to pull tonsils from other end !!"
________

"You not like Russian joke... Then die... ppppkkkkkkkppppkkkkk"


						Thanks,
						Suresh K. Sastry
						(jtang@ucbcory
						 arumilli@ucbcoral
						 calengr@ucbiris)