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From: rich@cvl.UUCP (Richard Aleksandr)
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Subject: no,no,no,no,no!
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Date: Wed, 13-Nov-85 16:05:36 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 13 16:05:36 1985
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This is a true story from Mexico. It happened about 20 years ago.
When Mexican soldiers catch a criminal or deserter, instead of
blowing his head off right away, they like to have a little fun
first. Torture perhaps, or...

The capitan turned to the prisoner. "Ok, we are going to give you
a chance to live. Consider yourself lucky, because you do not
desereve it you scum!" The other soldiers chuckled as a glimmer
of hope lit the prisoner's eyes. " You see in front of you three
tents. In the first one is a bottle of tequila. In the second is 
a tiger with a bad tooth. In the third is the ugliest, fattest
woman you will ever be unlucky enough to see. To win your life,
you must first drink the whole bottle of tequila. Then you must go 
into the next tent and pull the tiger's bad tooth. Then you must 
go into the third tent and screw the woman. Do you want to do this?"
The soldiers were guffawing and rolling on the ground.

"Si, senior, si, si, si, I will do it!".

"You have five minutes. Go!"

The prisoner ran into the first tent and chugged the tequila. He 
then ran into the second tent. There was a terrible scream. A great
thrashing and roaring arose from the tent. The soldiers were faint
from laughter. The prisoner stumbled out, his clothes torn, bleeding
from every inch of his skin. A big grin was spread across his face.

"Ok" he said, "where is the tent with the ugly woman with a toothache?"

                                      

                                                 B.D.