Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ut-ngp.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!qantel!lll-crg!mordor!ut-sally!ut-ngp!lindley From: lindley@ut-ngp.UUCP (John L. Templer) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Og, part 5 Message-ID: <2617@ut-ngp.UUCP> Date: Sat, 16-Nov-85 18:08:00 EST Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.2617 Posted: Sat Nov 16 18:08:00 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 18-Nov-85 07:23:57 EST Distribution: net Organization: U.Texas Physics Department; Austin, Texas Lines: 32 Recap : Og is outside the City's Wall. Bright and early the next morning, Og is awakened by a gruffy old man wearing a pin-striped blazer. "Well, stranger, you look hungry," states the pin-striped man. "Would you care to come inside the Wall and have some breakfast?" Og, still in a daze from his experience with Wug-Wug agrees to this seemingly harmless invitation. The old man deftly opens a small crystal door in the Wall and leads them both into the City. Og notices a picture of Ytremski in full battle armor hanging on the left corridor wall but can not attach any significance to it. The pin-striped man leads them to a wooden door which opens with a chilling creak. Og, behind the man, is suddenly grabbed by two burly arms as soon as he is through the doorway. The beast, the dreaded Coat of Arms, holds Og tightly. The gruffy old man whirls on Og. Og gets the sudden realization that he shouldn't have wanted breakfast. "Don't worry, you are still invited for breakfast, but it will probably not be in the manner you envisioned!" The wizened man laughes snarlishly and opens his blazer to reveal the symbol of the Evil Janitor -- the banished King's Janitor who, with a loyal following, tried to overthrow King Cukamunga some years ago. Og thought that this man was a Helper of the Evil Janitor. In any event, Og realized, he better be in bad taste or his chicken was cooked. The City is no place for a Country Boy. . . -- ~~ John L. Templer, University of Texas at Austin ~~ {allegra,gatech,seismo!ut-sally,vortex}!ut-ngp!lindley All I want is a chance to prove that money means nothing to me!