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From: deb@sx1100.UUCP (Debby Axness)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: String joke
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Date: Fri, 15-Nov-85 11:41:32 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov 15 11:41:32 1985
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	Three strings walk into a bar.  The first string sits down at
	the bar, turns to the bartender and says, "I'd like a drink!"

	The bartender looks at him, and replies, "Sorry, we don't serve
	stings here."  The string shrugs, gets up, and walks out.
	
	The second string sits at the bar, and says, "I'd like a drink!"
	The bartender looks at him, getting annoyed, and says, "Didn't
	you hear what I told your friend?  I said we don't serve STRINGS
	here!"

	The string gets all huffy, and stamps out of the bar.  The third
	string thinks he'll get fancy, and fluffs himself up, tying some
	nifty loops too, and sits down at the bar.  He says, "I'd like
	a drink!"

	The bartender looks at him, and says "Didn't you hear what I told
	your two friends?"
	The string replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"

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