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From: halpern@utcsri.UUCP (Charles Halpern)
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Subject: Pepe le Pew Cartoon Quotes
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Date: Wed, 20-Nov-85 22:42:04 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 20 22:42:04 1985
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We have noticed a lack of Pepe le Pew (le skunk de pew que smellay to
high heaven) quotations.  We hope to remedy this perceived imbalance.
All of the following quote are from the same cartoon, the second Warner
cartoon to feature Pepe.  

Our innocent feline female is being chased by a doggie.  She runs under
the machine that paints the median line on the road, acquiring a white
stripe.  The doggie crashes head first into the machine and Monsieur le
Painter, who holds the doggie up to face level, asks 

    "Pourquoi, vous me splashez avec white paint, s'il vous plait?"

and then kicks the doggie down the road.  Cutting ahead, our heroine
boards a ship in the harbour to escape Pepe's advances.  She should
have checked the name, however, as the ship is called "L'Octopuss Ardent."
Awaiting her on the foredeck is Pepe in a captain's outfit with a pipe.

    "I weel be see capiten, *you* weel be my first mate...
     Promotions weel follow queekly."

After our heroine makes yet another escape, he remarks:

    "Oh well, zaire are plenty of feesh in the sea...
     Eef you like feesh.
     Personally, I prefer girls.
     Call it a weakness."

Charles and Anthony
Massey College

"Fortunately, the game of love is never called on account of darkness."