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Subject: Little Johnny goes for ice-cream
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Date: Mon, 18-Nov-85 13:14:51 EST
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Little Johnny goes into his favorite local ice cream parlor and says "I
would like a triple decker chocolate ice cream cone."  The waitress replies
"I'm sorry Johnny, we're out of chocolate today, pick another flavor please."
Johnny pauses thoughtfully and then replies, "I would like a double decker
chocolate ice cream cone."  The waitress replies "No Johnny, you don't
understand, we're out of chocolate today, pick another flavor."
Johnny pauses once again and replies "I would like a single decker chocolate
ice cream cone."  The waitress replies, "Johnny, can you spell the straw in
strawberry?"  Johnny replies "Sure, S-T-R-A-W."  "Good"  the waitress replies
"now can you spell the van in vanilla?" "V-A-N" Johnny replies.  "Very good"
the waitress replies, "now can you spell the fuck in chocolate?"  Johnny pauses
obviously deep in thought and then replies "Wait a minute, there is no fuck in
chocolate!"  "That's right" the waitress answers "There's no fucking chocolate
now pick another flavor!"