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From: skinner@saber.UUCP (Robert Skinner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Stupid Statements
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Date: Mon, 18-Nov-85 12:58:43 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 18 12:58:43 1985
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> 
>      Al Jaffee (of Mad Magazine) has a series of books called
>   "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions".  The books are fairly
>   cute and provide answers to such questions as "Did you just
>   come in out of the rain?".
> 
>

One of my Al Jaffee favorites:  Imagine a man at a restaurant dousing 
himself with cold water as his wife asks: 

	"Is the soup hot?"

	"No, but this branding iron I put in my mouth sure is."

				or

	"No, this is how I always take a shower."

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