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From: aeq@pucc-h (Jeff Sargent)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: joke on Scots
Message-ID: <2478@pucc-h>
Date: Sat, 23-Nov-85 14:11:48 EST
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Posted: Sat Nov 23 14:11:48 1985
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A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the
Highlands.  They had been silent for a while; then the lass said, "A penny
for your thoughts."  The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, "Well,
I was thinkin' how nice it would be if ye'd give me a wee bit of a kiss."
So she did so.  But he again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long
enough for the lass to ask him, "What arre ye thinkin' now?"  To which the
lad replied:

"Well, I was hopin' ye hadn't forgot the penny!"

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-- Jeff Sargent
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