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From: kadler@bbncc5.UUCP (Kyle Adler)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Ru-ru joke (offensive to pygmies and missionaries), Rot13
Message-ID: <92@bbncc5.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 22-Nov-85 17:17:43 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov 22 17:17:43 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 24-Nov-85 06:33:36 EST
Reply-To: kadler@bbnccv.UUCP (Kyle Adler)
Organization: Bolt Beranek and Newman, Cambridge, MA
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Guerr lbhat zvffvbanevrf, serfuyl bhg bs qvivavgl fpubby, ner frag ba
gurve svefg zvffvba.  Gurve gnfx vf na neqhbhf bar -- gb qb Tbq'f jbex
va gur whatyrf bs n fznyy Nsevpna angvba.  Abg jnagvat gb jnfgr nal
gvzr, gur gevb urnq fgenvtug vagb gur whatyr gbjneq gurve qrfgvangvba, 
n gval ivyyntr fbzr 30 zvyrf vaynaq.

Ab fbbare ner gurl bhg bs rnefubg bs gur pvgl, jura gurl ner fheebhaqrq
ol n fpernzvat gevor bs cltzl uhagref, nyy nezrq jvgu svrepr fcrnef.
Gur zvffvbanevrf ner ureqrq ng fcrnecbvag gb gur cltzl ivyyntr, jurer
gurl ner gvrq gb fgnxrf gb njnvg na haxabja sngr.

Nsgre n gvzr gur cltzl puvrs nccebnpurf gur svefg greevsvrq zvffvbanel,
naq qrznaqf, "Qrngu be eh-eh?"  Abj, gur lbhat pyretlzna unf ab vaxyvat
bs gur zrnavat bs eh-eh, ohg xabjf nyy gbb jryy jung qrngu zrnaf!  
Srryvat oenir, ur ercyvrf, "V funyy gnxr eh-eh!"  Ng guvf cbvag nyy bs
gur cltzvrf ortva gb punag "EH-EH!, EH-EH!", naq cebprqr gb hagvr gur
zvffvbanel, qent uvz vagb gur puvrs'f grag, naq tnat encr uvz ivpvbhfyl.
Jura gurl ner qbar, gurl nyybj gur cbbe zna gb rfpncr vagb gur whatyr.

Gur puvrs gura nccebnpurf gur frpbaq crgevsvrq zvffvbanel, jub unf orra
jngpuvat gur prerzbal.  Gur puvrs qrznaqf, "Qrngu be eh-eh?"  Gur
zvffvbanel vf fber nsenvq bs eh-eh, ohg engvbanyvmrf gung vs ur jrer
qrnq, ur pbhyq abg pbagvahr gb freir Tbq.  Guhf ur ercyvrf, "V nyfb
funyy gnxr eh-eh, naq znl Tbq sbetvir zr!"  Ur vf gura hagvrq naq orsnyyf
gur fnzr sngr nf gur svefg zvffvbanel.

Nsgre gur cltzvrf unir svavfurq, gur puvrs nccebnpurf gur ynfg zvffvbanel.
Ur nfxf gur abj rkcrpgrq dhrfgvba, "Qrngu be eh-eh?"  Va n fgebat, fgrnql
ibvpr, gur zvffvbanel ercyvrf, "Nf Tbq vf zl jvgarff, V'yy unir abar
bs lbhe oneonebhf eh-eh!  V'yy gnxr qrngu, naq tb gb zl Ybeq n cher
naq snvgushy freinag!"  Syhfgrerq, gur puvrs fgnzzref, "Abobql rire
cvpx qrngu orsber.  Jr zhfg unir zrrgvat bs pbhapvy bs ryqref."  Gur
zvffvbanel pnaabg haqrefgnaq gur cebprrqvatf ng guvf zrrgvat, nf gur
Pbhapvy hfrf gurve angvir gbathr, ohg ur pna fhezvfr gung gur ryqref
ner univat n urngrq qrongr.  Jura gurl svanyyl ernpu n pbaprafhf, gur
puvrs ergheaf gb gur zvffvbanel'f fgnxr gb naabhapr gurve ireqvpg.
Ur fnlf: "Lbh ner irel oenir.  Jr unir qrpvqrq gb tenag lbhe pubvpr.
Vg funyy or qrngu .... qrngu ol eh-eh!!!!"

-- 
Kyle S. Adler
BBN Communications Corporation, Cambridge MA