Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!princeton!astrovax!sjuvax!kirsch From: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Bedevilled Child (Offensive to Art Linkletter) Message-ID: <2558@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 22-Nov-85 13:20:06 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.2558 Posted: Fri Nov 22 13:20:06 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 24-Nov-85 11:16:41 EST References: <7677@ucla-cs.ARPA> Reply-To: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch) Distribution: na Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA. Lines: 31 Summary: In article <7677@ucla-cs.ARPA> campbell@ucla-cs.UUCP writes: >TRUE STORY: > >While dining in a Chinese restaurant the other night, a child >sitting in the next booth asked his parents: "Is 666 the Devil's >phone number?" > >MIke Well Mike, even though you are making a joke about it (Oops--I mispelled your name--I meant MIke) it is fairly common knowledge that the Devil's phone number begin's with 976 because it is a 50 cent toll call (Certain counties in Florida and Nebraska are exempt because they're always exempt from other contests and offers for absolutely no reason at all). The whole number is 976-4335 (Look at your phone and you may understand that joke...) -- Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of: Paul Kirsch St. Joseph's University Philadelphia, Pa { astrovax | allegra | bpa | burdvax } !sjuvax!kirsch Warning: Objects in Terminal Room are Closer than they Appear...