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From: fohl@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Fohl)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Quickies
Message-ID: <1637@cbosgd.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 25-Nov-85 21:50:36 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 25 21:50:36 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 26-Nov-85 20:51:58 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Oh
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Keywords: Religion, thievery

Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: Their middle name.


Q: What do you give a thief for diarrhea?
   (This is not a question for fences.)
A: Klepto-Bismol


						Fohlski

"You oughtta get a toupee with some brains 
     in it"  M. Howard c. 1938