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From: amc543@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU
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Subject: Re: Coffee is the Source of All Higher
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Date: Sun, 24-Nov-85 18:09:00 EST
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Posted: Sun Nov 24 18:09:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU!amc543    Nov 24 17:09:00 1985


> So as you're solving P=?NP, proving the unified field theory, and
> computing the 10 millionth digit of pi in your head while juggling,
> perfoming surgery on your own appendix, and whistling "Dixie" under
> water, at zero gravity, in the dark, upside down, with one hand tied
> behind your back, remember where you'd be without coffee.  And the next
> time you see some poor, confused, under-achieving tea drinker stumble
> by, say solemnly to yourself "There but for the grace of coffee go I."

So we tea drinkers are confused, huh?  At least WE don't talk about
being UNDER things at ZERO GRAVITY!  Sounds like you could use some
sleep...  Tea hee hee...

Aaron Contorer
amc543@uiucuxa