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Subject: Hark! the cannon just fired!
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Date: Fri, 22-Nov-85 17:26:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov 22 17:26:00 1985
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	An aggie, one of the elderly types, proceeded to try out
	for a part in a local College Station play.  Sympathizing 
	with his zeal for the part, the cast director agreed to 
	include him in it, but under two conditions, he'd better do
	a heck of good job, and he would only get one line in the
	entire play:

		"Hark! the cannon just fired!"

	So the elderly aggie goes home, brags to all his friends about it,
	and continually yells:

		"Hark! the cannon just fired!"

			"Hark! the cannon just fired!"

	Finally on the night of the performace, during the highlight of
	the play,  the booming sound of a menacing cannon shakes the 
	entire theatre, the audience, in complete awe and silence...
	At the top of his lungs the aggie shouts:

			"What the hell was that?!" 

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	Q: How did aggies prove their intelligence?

	A: They built the world's largest micro chip.



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