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From: lindley@ut-ngp.UUCP (John L. Templer)
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Subject: Og, part 6
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Date: Sun, 24-Nov-85 20:04:20 EST
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Posted: Sun Nov 24 20:04:20 1985
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        Recap: Og is pinioned by a burly Coat of Arms, whilst the Evil
Janitor's Helper is about to fricassee him.

        The Coat of Arms throws him into a big pot of water and the
E.J.H. starts looking for some matches with which to light the fire
under Og.  Og decides this is a bad scene, and begins looking for a way
out of this mess.  The Janitor's Helper says, "There is no way out of
this mess. You've had it."  Thus dismayed, Og resolutely does not give
up even as the fire begins to burn under him.  He reasons that there is
still time for the E.J.H. to turn into a doll or something.  When the
water grows very hot, Og becomes desperate and struggles against the
arms holding him down, but to no avail.  This, he reflects, really is
it; wish I had some axle grease.  As Og loses consciousness the Evil
Janitor's Helper laughs and calls the Coat of Arms over to prepare the
table.  Suddenly The Macrosparrow bursts through the door, sending
splinters all over the room and generally messing things up for the
Evil Janitor's Helper.  The Macrosparrow pulls Og from the pot and
drops him into a nearby fountain to cool off, and smotes the E.J.H.
soundly on the head.  Og recovers in the fountain and is decidedly
impressed.  He befriends The Macrosparrow and asks him the direction to
the land of the six-foot tall chickens.  The Macrosparrow doesn't know,
but offers to show Og to the chamber of commerce where there is a good
chance of finding a decent road map.
        In the chamber, there is indeed a road map.  Og finds the route
to the land of the six-foot chickens, and tells The Macrosparrow "I'm
leaving this flaky town."  The Macrosparrow decides the town is indeed
quite flaky (Evil Janitor's Helper, ha!) and accompanies Og out of town
and off towards the land of the six-foot chickens.

                              There Is More To Come.......
-- 

~~ John L. Templer,  University of Texas at Austin
~~ {allegra,gatech,seismo!ut-sally,vortex}!ut-ngp!lindley

    All I want is a chance to prove that money means nothing to me!