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From: c160-3ay@ucbzooey.BERKELEY.EDU (Bill the Cat)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Duck
Message-ID: <11091@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>
Date: Wed, 27-Nov-85 03:10:38 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 27 03:10:38 1985
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>In article <687@vaxine.UUCP> mm@vaxine.UUCP (Mark Mudgett) writes:
>>A duck walks into a drugstore and says,
>>"Give me a chapstick ...
>> ... put it on my bill."
>
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head.
"Can I help you?" asks the bartender.
"Yeah," says the duck, "get this guy off my butt."
**/
*/  Ranjit Bhatnagar     "I was just exhausted from the act of being polite."
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