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From: amholden@watnot.UUCP (amholden)
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Subject: carrots
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Date: Fri, 29-Nov-85 17:23:56 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov 29 17:23:56 1985
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	mr & mrs. carrot were going out for a walk one day when a car
	(not with "S"'s all over it) came speeding around the corner
	and ran over mrs. carrot. mr. carrot was horrified so he called
	an ambulance. a few minutes later the ambulance arrived and took
	mrs. carrot to the hospital. 
	 
	at the hospital they had to rush her into emergency surgery.
	mr. carrot was waiting nervously when a few hours later
	the doctor came out. mr. carrot ran over to him and asked
	'tell me doc, will she live?' the doctor replied,
	"  i have good news and bad news. the good news is she will
	live. the bad news is she's a vegetable."


		amh.

die young and be poor!