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From: dave@uwmcsd1.UUCP (Dave Rasmussen)
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Subject: Ed Gein's Night b4 XmasSubject: Ed Gein's Night b4 Xmas
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Date: Fri, 29-Nov-85 11:56:36 EST
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            Gur Avtug Orsber Puevfgznf

'Gjnf gur avtug orsber Puevfgznf, jura nyy gueh gur furq,
Nyy perngherf jrer fgveevat, rira Byq Rq.

Gur Obqvrf jrer uhat sebz gur ensgref nobir,
Juvyr Rqqvr jnf frnepuvat sbe nabgure arj ybir.

Ur jrag gb Jnhgbzn sbe n Cynvasvryq qrny,
Ybbxvat sbe ybir naq nyfb n zrny.

Jura jung gb uvf uhatel rlrf fubhyq nccrne,
Ohg byq Znel Ubtna va ure arj erq oenffvrer.

Ure rlrf ubj gur gjvaxyrq, rire fb tnl
Naq ure qvzcyrf, bu ubj zreel jrer gurl.

Ure purrxf jrer yvxr ebfrf jura xvffrq ol gur fha,
Naq fur yrg bhg n fpernz ng gur fvtug bs Rq'f tha.

Byq Rq chyyrq gur gevttre naq Znel sryy qrnq,
Ur gbbx uvf byq nkr naq phg bss ure urnq.

Ur gura gbbx uvf unpxfnj naq phg ure va gjb,
Bar-unys sbe unzohetre, gur bgure sbe fgrj.

Naq ynlvat n unaq nfvqr bs ure urry,
Hc gb gur ensgref jrag uvf arkg zrny.

Ur fcenat gb uvf gehpx gb gur tenirlneq ur syrj,
Gur ubhef jrer fubeg naq zhpu jbex ur zhfg qb.

Ur ybbxrq sbe gur tenir jurer gur snggrfg bar ynvq,
naq fgnegrq va qvttvat jvgu fubiry naq fcnqr.

Ur fubiryrq, naq fubiryrq naq fubiryrq fbzr zber,
'Gvyy svanyyl ur ernpurq gur byq pbssva qbbe.

Ur gbbx bhg uvf pebjone naq celrq bcra gur obk,
Ur jnf abg bayl pyrire, ohg fyl nf n sbk.

Nf ur cvpxrq hc gur obql naq phg bss ure urnq,
Ur pbhyq gryy ol gur fzryy gung gur byq tvey jnf qrnq.

Ur svyyrq va gur tenir ol gur zbbayvtug nobir,
Naq bapr zber Byq Rq unq sbhaq n arj ybir.

Ur yrg bhg n lryy nf ur qebir bhg bs fvtug,
Vs V qba'g trg pnhtug, V'yy or onpx gbzbeebj avtug.

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