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From: kalucki@charm.UUCP (John Kalucki)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Joke Problem.
Message-ID: <784@charm.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 29-Nov-85 12:29:13 EST
Article-I.D.: charm.784
Posted: Fri Nov 29 12:29:13 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 30-Nov-85 06:41:52 EST
Organization: Physics Research @ AT&T Bell Labs Murray Hill NJ
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	I've got a joke problem for you solve. Every Christmas season an
Uncle of mine drives me crazy with this stupid joke about St. Nick. It has
been going on since I was about 4 or 5 years old, and enough is enough.
	His story is that on Christmas Eve a he finds a little guy with
a red suit on trying to get down his chimeny. (sp). He goes into ravings on
how he calls the police, and gets the guy arrested, etc. It goes like this:
	"Did I tell you about the problem we had here last night (this is
Christmas day) ? Well there was this little guy with a red suit trying to
break into our house. He was up on the roof trying to get down the flue.
Had to call the (town name ommited to protect the guilty) police and get him
down off of there.." etc. etc.
	I need a retort to stop this lunatic before I go insane with this 
long running family "gag". Think of it as a contest, a la the mathbook
eating problem a few weeks ago.


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