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Subject: offensive to Popes
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Date: Sun, 1-Dec-85 23:34:00 EST
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Posted: Sun Dec  1 23:34:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucuxc.CSO.UIUC.EDU!mrazek    Dec  1 22:34:00 1985


 
 

      Late one night the Pope's most intimate council of senior
advisors requests admission to His Holiness's bedchamber, bearing
news of the greatest urgency.  They tell him that it has just
been revealed by sacred divinations that unless the Pope sleeps
with a woman, the Vatican State--indeed all of Catholicism--will
come to a sudden and terrible end.
     The Pope thinks it over for a few minutes, and then agrees
to go ahead with the profane deed.  "But," he says, "I have three
stipulations."
     "First, she must be blind, so she cannot see where she is
being taken."
     "Second, she must be deaf, so she cannot speak of what has
happened to her."
     "And third, she must have big tits."