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From: jsl@princeton.UUCP (Jong Lee)
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Subject: ducks and other things
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Date: Mon, 2-Dec-85 12:42:54 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec  2 12:42:54 1985
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> >>A duck walks into a drugstore and says,
> >>"Give me a chapstick ...
> >> ... put it on my bill."
> >
> A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head.
> "Can I hI hIallowIIIecoAT&T c Insbartender.
> "Yeah," says the duck, "get this guy off my butt."
> **/
> / ...ucbvax!bugs!ranjit

I thought these were posted here before ... maybe it was somewhere else;
anyway, with credit given to B. McGuffin, here's a follow-up:

A platypus walks into a drugstore and says, "Give me a tube of chapstick,
and put it on my bill."

Su