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Subject: Baseball comment
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Date: Thu, 5-Dec-85 16:17:50 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec  5 16:17:50 1985
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In article <1406@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> Mitchell Marks writes:
>           In the stands here I see a young couple who must
>           be in love -- they're kissing on every pitch.  He's
>           kissing her on the strikes, and she's kissing him
>           on the balls.

This reminds me of one comment made (I don't know if it was the
commentator or a spectator in the residence TV lounge) when an umpire
was hit in the groin by a pitch.

	"That's one strike and no balls."


-- 
"Degeneracy is not necessarily a bad thing."

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