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From: ashby@uiucdcsp.CS.UIUC.EDU
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Joke Problem.
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Date: Mon, 2-Dec-85 15:32:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec  2 15:32:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucdcsp.CS.UIUC.EDU!ashby    Dec  2 14:32:00 1985


Next time your dear uncle begins the joke, cut in with the 
following comment:

Excuse me, but it seems like you have this same trouble every
damn year, Uncle Bozo.  Why don't you just buy a gun and blow
the son-of-a-bitch away the next time he tries to come down
your chimney.  And if I were, I would aim for him balls.  Yeah,
that's it!  Aim for the flamin' fag's cock and blast his balls!
That'll teach him to come down your fuckin' chimney, and would
spare us all this stupid story.

How's that?