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From: sd220@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU
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Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
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Date: Wed, 4-Dec-85 20:47:00 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec  4 20:47:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU!sd220    Dec  4 19:47:00 1985


A TRUE story from my younger years:

	Having read the aforementioned books by Al Jaffe, I was
well armed when I went to see a movie with some friends...

	While waiting in a very long line outside the theatre,
	a couple walked up behind us and asked, " is this the
	line to buy tickets?"

	Quick as a flash I replied, " No, it's the line 
	for the women's washroom."  At which point my
	friends became mere acquaintances...

		But at least Al would be proud of me...


Scott Dunston
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (UIUC)
(217) 333-0950