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From: mohan@ihuxf.UUCP (Mohan Palat)
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Subject: "..do it .." one liners
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Date: Thu, 5-Dec-85 16:37:05 EST
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	Here are some more of those "Communists do it without class"
	type one-liners:

	- Football players do it with a touchdown

	- Actors do it on the big screen

	- Secretaries do it for their bosses

	- Managers manage to do it

	- Bankers bank on doing it

	- The Chicago Bears barely do it

	- Unix hackers have to fork to do it

	- The marines do it in water

	- The cops do it with a bang

        Mohan Palat
	AT&T Network Systems