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From: brian@mot.UUCP (Brian Pawlowski)
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Subject: Re: Re: Arnold Palmer
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Date: Fri, 6-Dec-85 18:38:58 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec  6 18:38:58 1985
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	When I was a child, I had heard the Arnold Palmer
	story about his wife on Johnny Carson.  I used to
	spend a lot of late nights watching TV while in
	grammar school and caught Zsa Zsa Gabor on Johnny Carson.

	She came out in a white dress and diamonds (of course)
	and had a beautiful white cat.  When she sat down,
	during the amenities she said:

		Gabor: Do you want to pet my pussy?
		Carson: Only if you move the cat.
	
	After this I was hooked.  I later saw a Carson show
	where Carol (Boom-Boom) Wayne was on with Doris Day.
	Carol was on first, and giggled and bounced.  When Doris
	Day walked out, he noticed that good bit of the weight 
	she had put on had gone to her chest and remarked:
		
		Carson: I feel like I'm at a summit conference.

	Later after Doris Day drooled on about her love of animals,
	Carson turned to Carol and:

		Carson: Carol, do you like animals?
		Carol: No.
		Carson: Why not?
		Carol: I don't like anything licking me
			that I can't lick back.