Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ucdavis.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!ucbvax!ucdavis!deneb!ccs025 From: ccs025@ucdavis.UUCP (Martin Van Ryswyk) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: modem joke Message-ID: <435@ucdavis.UUCP> Date: Thu, 5-Dec-85 23:02:49 EST Article-I.D.: ucdavis.435 Posted: Thu Dec 5 23:02:49 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 7-Dec-85 03:47:11 EST Organization: University of California, Davis Lines: 18 > > > > >>>> Did you hear about the guy who dropped his modem and it wouldn't > > > > >>>> work anymore? > > > > >>>> Yes, well, it seems the modem had a bad carrier... > > > > >>>That was real baud. > > > > >>That story is nothing but a phoney excuse for a pun. > > > > >These things are getting worse bit by bit. > > > > Don't be afraid to add more puns: da modem errier. (So read it fast.) > > > I think this is getting to the level of two-thirds of a pun: P U !! > > That's a bad line ! > > Why, did it go off-line? Why don't we hang this up? -- -------------------------------------------------------------------- Martin Van Ryswyk ..!{dual,lll-crg,ucbvax}!ucdavis!deneb!ccs025 --------------------------------------------------------------------