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From: c160-3ay@ucbzooey.BERKELEY.EDU (Scrooge)
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Subject: Re: Elephant X mountain climber
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Date: Fri, 6-Dec-85 03:21:28 EST
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In article <104@ISM780C.UUCP> tim@ISM780C.UUCP (Tim Smith) writes:
>>Joke: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?
>>      You can't: a mountain climber is a scalar.
>>
>And what do you get when you cross an elephant with a mouse?
>
>Mouse * Elephant * Sin(theta)
>
Wait, that's Elephant.Mouse -- you mean

  / Mouse(y)Elephant(z)-Mouse(z)Elephant(y) \
  | Mouse(x)Elephant(z)-Mouse(z)Elephant(x) |
  \ Mouse(x)Elephant(y)-Mouse(y)Elephant(x) / ,

don't you?  The same goes for the peanut-butter response.

>And now for the _real_ jokes!:
>	Q: How many dead pizza ovens does it take to scream at a
>	   light bulb when the polar bear walks a mile south?

	A: Rock Hudson's Jewish daughter from Ireland

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