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From: john@cisden.UUCP (John Woolley)
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Subject: Scot joke
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Date: Mon, 2-Dec-85 11:48:06 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec  2 11:48:06 1985
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You've heard, of course, of the Scotsman who was so stingy he broke into
the neighbour's house to gas himself?

-- 
				Peace and Good!,
				    (Fr.) John Woolley
"Quid enim sunt servi Dei nisi quidem joculatores ejus, qui corda hominum
erigere debent et movere ad laetitiam spiritualem?" -- S. Franciscus