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From: tim@ISM780C.UUCP (Tim Smith)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Elephant X mountain climber
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Date: Wed, 4-Dec-85 21:46:56 EST
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>Joke: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?
>      You can't: a mountain climber is a scalar.
>
And what do you get when you cross an elephant with a mouse?

Mouse * Elephant * Sin(theta)

While I'm here, more dumb math jokes:

	Q: What's purple and commutes?
	A: An Abelian Grape

	Q: What's yellow and equivalent to the axion of choice?
	A: Zorn's lemmon

And now for the _real_ jokes!:

	Q: What's the difference between a duck?
	A: One of its legs is both the same.

	Q: Why is a mouse when it spins?
	A: Because there are no bones in the cream.

	Q: What's the difference between an orange?
	A: Two telephone poles, because motorcycles don't have doors.

And now for a Light Bulb Joke!

	Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
	A: 3.  One to do it, one not to do it, and one to do both.

Finally,

	Q: How many dead pizza ovens does it take to scream at a
	   light bulb when the polar bear walks a mile south?

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