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Subject: Musical Joke (contains some explicit language)Subject: Musical Joke (contains some explicit language)
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Date: Thu, 5-Dec-85 16:09:44 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec  5 16:09:44 1985
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Bapr hcba n gvzr va n erzbgr cneg bs Ratynaq gurer yvirq n Qhxr naq
Qhpurff jub ehyrq jvgu n oraribyrapr haevinyrq guebhtu bhg gur
xvatqbz.  Nf gur Qhxr terj byqre, ur ortna rkcrevrapvat fbzr zvyq  
flzcgbzf bs frkhny qlfshapgvba.  Guvf pbaqvgvba terj jbefr hagvy vg 
svanyyl ernpurq n cbvag jurer gur Qhxr pbhyq ab ybatre ratntr va nal 
frkhny npgvivgvrf.  Gur Qhxr'f znynql nssrpgrq uvf novyvgl gb ehyr
jvgu gur rira grzcre ur unq qrzbafgengrq cevbe gb gur bafrg bs uvf
ceboyrz.  Gnkrf jrer envfrq gb hapbafpvbanoyr yriryf, fhowrpgf jrer
vzcevfbarq sbe gur fyvtugrfg bssrapr, ebnq pbafgehpgvba prnfrq,
tneontr jnf abg cvpxrq hc, naq qvfpbagrag jnf ehaavat enzcnag.

Gur Qhxr'f pbhafrybef pbhafryrq bar nabgure naq oebhtug va n culfvpvna
jubfr erchgngvba va phevat frkhny nvyzragf jnf gur orfg va gur jbeyq.
Gur tbbq qbpgbe rknzvarq gur Qhxr naq cerfpevorq n cbgvba gung
jbhyq eryvrir gur Qhxr bs uvf ceboyrz naq guhf znxr nyy jryy jvgu
uvf fhowrpgf.  Fher rabhtu, hcba qbjavat gur ryvkve, gur Qhxr sryg
zhfpu orggre naq jvgu gur unfgr bs n sevtugrarq tnmryyr znqr sbe uvf
jvsr'f orqpunzore.  Gur jubyr bs gur pbheg jnvgrq nakvbhfyl nf gur avtug
cnffrq.  Svanyyl, nf gur fha oebxr gur ubevmba, gur Qhpurff pevrq bhg:

"Wbl gb gur jbeyq, gur Ybeq unf pbzr..."

Sbeghangryl, bar TS Unaqry jnf cerfrag ng gur gvzr gb erpbeq gur zrffntr
sbe cbfgrevgl.