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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Drunk Joke
Message-ID: <1686@trwrba.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 18-Nov-85 13:42:26 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 18 13:42:26 1985
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Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA
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A drunk goes up to a policeman and says "Officer, can you help
me?  I seem to have lost my car."

Officer:  "When did you last have it?"

Drunk:  "When it was on the end of this key!"

Officer:  "I don't think I can help you find your car, but I'll tell you
	   that your fly's open."

The drunk looks down and exclaims, "Omigod, I've lost my woman, too!"