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From: bdb@edsel.UUCP (BD Bolan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: cute joke(may be offensive ROT13)
Message-ID: <297@edsel.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 6-Dec-85 16:58:17 EST
Article-I.D.: edsel.297
Posted: Fri Dec  6 16:58:17 1985
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******ERCYNPR GUVF YVAR JVGU ...********

Bar qnl Wbua'f graavf ryobj jnf npgvat hc naq ur qrpvqrq gb fgbc va naq
frr n qbpgbe.  Jura ur tbg gb gur qbpgbe'f bssvpr gur ahefr gbyq uvz ur
pbhyq frr gur qbpgbe va 15 zvahgrf ohg, svefg ur'q unir gb tvir n hevar
fnzcyr.  Wbua fnvq gung guvf jnf nofheq ohg, gur ahefr vafvfgrq naq Wbua
pbzcyvrq.  15 zvahgrf yngre, Wbua jnf hfrerq va gb frr gur qbpgbe.
	"Fb gung graavf ryobj vf ernyyl npgvat hc, uhu?" gur qbpgbe
fnvq.
	"Jryy guna gur ahefr gbyq lbh."
	"Ab.  Vg jnf va lbhe havananylfvf." naq gur qbpgbe pbagvahrq gb
fnl gung ur unq whfg chepunfrq guvf arj znpuvar gung pbhyq qvntabfr rirel
culfvpny pbaqvgvba jvgu gbgny npphenpl.  Wbua qvqa'g oryvrir n jbeq bs 
guvf ohg, ur qvq nterr gb cebivqr nabgure hevar fnzcyr ba purpx-hc ivfvg.

	Gjb qnlf yngre, Wbua jnf fvggvat ng gur xvgpura gnoyr jvgu uvf
jvsr naq uvf grrantr qnhtugre.  Ur jnf gryyvat gurz nobhg guvf evqvphybhf
znpuvar.  Jura Wbua qrpvqrq gb unir n yvggyr sha jvgu gur qbpgbe.  Wbua
cvffrq va gur obggyr nf qvq uvf jvsr naq grrantr qnhtugre.  Gura juvyr 
jnyxvat gb uvf tnentr ur unq n oenvafgbez.  Wbua chg n srj qebcf bs bvy
sebz uvf penaxpnfr va gur wne naq svanyyl orng bss naq chg n srj qebcf bs
frzra va gur wne.  Ur qebir gb gur qbpgbef bssvpr, fubbx gur obggyr, gura 
unaqrq vg gb gur ahefr.  Guvf gvzr uvf hevananylfvf gbbx unys na ubhe.
Svanyyl, Wbua jnf hfurerq va gb frr gur qbpgbe.  Gur qbpgbe ybbxrq ng uvz
naq fnvq, "V'ir tbg fbzr onq arjf, fznegnff.  Lbhe qnhtugre vf certanag,
lbhe jvsr'f tbg I.Q., lbhe pne vf nobhg gb guebhtu n ebq, naq vs lbh qba'g
fgbc orngvat bss gung graavf ryobj vf arire tbaan urny!"