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From: sra@oddjob.UUCP (Scott R. Anderson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: Re: offensive to Popes
Message-ID: <1066@oddjob.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 2-Dec-85 16:00:03 EST
Article-I.D.: oddjob.1066
Posted: Mon Dec  2 16:00:03 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 3-Dec-85 20:16:56 EST
References: <104100036@uiucuxc>
Reply-To: sra@oddjob.UUCP (Scott R. Anderson)
Organization: University of Chicago, Department of Physics
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Summary: 

In article <104100036@uiucuxc> mrazek@uiucuxc.CSO.UIUC.EDU writes:
>      Late one night the Pope's most intimate council of senior
>advisors requests admission to His Holiness's bedchamber, bearing
>news of the greatest urgency.  They tell him that it has just
>been revealed by sacred divinations that unless the Pope sleeps
>with a woman, the Vatican State--indeed all of Catholicism--will
>come to a sudden and terrible end.

An old one, from Cheech & Chong (originally?).  In their version,
though, the "sacred divinations" came in a letter signed by (*gasp*)
the Mafia.  Of course the Pope acquiesces!
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					Scott Anderson
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