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From: mcgill@alice.UucP (Bob McGill)
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Subject: Re: Re: Sentences easily misunderstood when heard
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Date: Mon, 18-Nov-85 08:37:41 EST
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How about
"I led the pigeons to the flag of the United States, and to the
Republican Richard Stands."