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From: mojo@kepler.UUCP (Morris Jones)
Newsgroups: net.misc
Subject: Re: English decaying
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Date: Thu, 21-Nov-85 19:05:41 EST
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Posted: Thu Nov 21 19:05:41 1985
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Reply-To: mojo@kepler.UUCP (Morris Jones)
Organization: MicroPro Int'l Corp., San Rafael, CA
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>"May I ask who's calling?"  "You sure may."

"Do you know what time it is?"  "Yes I do."

"Would you mind telling me the time?"  "Not at all."

"What time do you have?"  "I have Pacific Standard Time."

... walks off muttering to himself...

-- 
Mojo
... Morris Jones, MicroPro Product Development
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