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From: booter@lll-crg.ARpA (Elaine Richards)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: How to Date Your Net.honey
Message-ID: <995@lll-crg.ARpA>
Date: Mon, 18-Nov-85 23:12:17 EST
Article-I.D.: lll-crg.995
Posted: Mon Nov 18 23:12:17 1985
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As you may recall, some time ago I posted an article on how to
meet your net.honey. Now, I am sure enough time has passed to
allow you to let the old hormones kick in after sight of the
Object of Desire (no flames about people as objects, please!)

Now you know the person you met at the last conference and he or
she is more than just another bit stream. Alas, you work at a medical
facility in Hilo and you net.sweetie attends grad school in Massachusetts.
Do not despair! You too can date your net.honey via email.

First, you call (really call) on the phone and arrange the date.
When the time arrives (get to know your net so you can time this)
knock on the "door"


	 *KNOCK* *KNOCK*    ----
			    !  !
			    ! .!
			    !  !
			    ----
                          /    /
			  -----

via email (or if you are very clever, you can "talk" to them)

Be sure to send candy (male or female, everyone LOVES goodies!)


	~~~~~~~~~~~
	|\ OOOO@@@@\        What is nice about email candy is that
	\ \ ### OOOO\       it is non-fattening,kosher, and OK
	 \ \ @@@@0000\      for people on various diets....
	  \ \~~~~~~~~~~
	   \|_________|


Flowers are also welcome. They dress us the screen so  much!


    @*@	@*@  @*@              Your selections are limited to 
     @*@ | @*@@*@  @*@        Binary Begonias and ASCII Asters
    @*@ @*@  @*@  @*@         (If you are lucky, Cray Chrysanthemums)
   @*@  \  | / / @*@          but you have the advantage of not causing
      ~~~~~~~~~~              your net.sweetums to sneeze.
       \     /
	\   /
	(   )
	 /\


Well, we have the preliminaries set up. Next week, we will deal with
net.dinner with your net.sweetface.

E
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