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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Cookin' in th' raw...
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Date: Tue, 3-Dec-85 12:42:50 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec  3 12:42:50 1985
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Now, That all sounds purty good exceptin' fer one thing.
If'n yer whuppin up a powerful batch o' good "squeezin's,
ya best be akeepin' yer clothes on. If'n the batch goes up,
's better ta be eatin' holes in yer clothes than in yer hide.
An' if'n the fire in under th' still ggit outa hand, might jist
reach up that an' singe of a few o' yer hairs aroun' yer ol'
privates. 'S bad 'nough droppin' yer corn cob pipe in yer lap
when yer sittin' in th' outhouse.

An' I shore don't relish areachin' fer that back burner an'
pokin' my ol' prong inta the front one. Ya'll knock yer socks
off, but be real carful now ye hear?

Why, I could tell ya some stories tha'd make th' hackles stand 
up on th' back a yer neck! I recollect a time ---uh, back in ought
six, I believe it was....