Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site mot.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!mnetor!mot!fred From: fred@mot.UUCP (Fred Christiansen) Newsgroups: net.nlang,net.travel Subject: Re: Re: Maps are not an international language either Message-ID: <468@mot.UUCP> Date: Wed, 4-Dec-85 14:41:19 EST Article-I.D.: mot.468 Posted: Wed Dec 4 14:41:19 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 4-Dec-85 20:53:50 EST References: <34@druny.UUCP> <44@druny.UUCP> <547@dlvax1.datlog.UUCP> <531@tjalk.UUCP> <660@im4u.UTEXAS.EDU> <93@utastro.UUCP> Organization: Motorola Microsystems, Tempe, AZ 85282 Lines: 18 Xref: utcs net.nlang:3804 net.travel:1907 > > The usual answer for the distance from wherever you happen to be > > (in the bush) to anyplace in the same general region is "two kilometers". > > It doesn't matter whether the actual distance is half a kilometer > > or thirty. > > John Quarterman > > Of a similar flavor: in Cape Town SA: "Oh, we'll give you a ride into > town. We're leaving Just Now." > > Two hours and thirty minutes later ... > Ed Nather my favorite, while growing up in India, was the answer to any question regarding directions .. it was "str-r-raight! str-r-raight!". typically, there was a curve or two and a couple of turns involved. -- << Generic disclaimer >> Fred Christiansen ("Canajun, eh?") @ Motorola Microsystems, Tempe, AZ UUCP: {seismo!terak, trwrb!flkvax, utzoo!mnetor, ihnp4}!mot!fred ARPA: oakhill!mot!fred@ut-sally.ARPA "Families are Forever"