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From: ted@bcsaic.UUCP (ted jardine)
Newsgroups: net.aviation
Subject: Re: Aviation Adages
Message-ID: <397@bcsaic.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 9-Dec-85 15:48:04 EST
Article-I.D.: bcsaic.397
Posted: Mon Dec  9 15:48:04 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 12-Dec-85 05:12:16 EST
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Reply-To: ted@bcsaic.UUCP (ted jardine)
Organization: Boeing Computer Services AI Center, Seattle
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Summary: 

You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

On a Twin, the purpose of the good engine is to take you directly to the scene
of the accident.

The four most useless things in aviation:
	1.  The altitude above you;
	2.  The runway behind you;
	3.  The gas in the truck at the airport; and
	4.  A low-time copilot.
-- 
TJ (with Amazing Grace) The Piper
(aka Ted Jardine)  CFI-AI
Boeing Artificial Intelligence Center
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