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From: daemon@decwrl.UUCP (The devil himself)
Newsgroups: net.cooks
Subject: Re: >What do I cook for a lover, firstdate.
Message-ID: <1647@decwrl.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 9-Dec-85 09:38:52 EST
Article-I.D.: decwrl.1647
Posted: Mon Dec  9 09:38:52 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 11-Dec-85 03:40:53 EST
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
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You must never cook the following:

	1]	Pizza
		a]	Not impressive;
		b]	Too easy to compare to everyone elses.
		c]	"Pizza Face" syndrome

	2]	Linguine
		a]	Inevitable slurping of a strand can lead to
			optometric castration of partner.

	3]	Garlic Bread
		a]	Iff, both eat it.  Garlic = Garlic
					   Pepperoni = pepperoni

	4]	Lobster
	(In shell)
		a]	No tactful way of eating it.

Michael


Michael B. Mahler
Digital Equipment Corp.
100 Minuteman Road
Andover, Ma. 01810
Stop APO-1/C3
617-689-1097

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