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From: kehoe@reed.UUCP (Dave Kehoe)
Newsgroups: net.cycle
Subject: Crash Bars
Message-ID: <2296@reed.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 21-Dec-85 20:09:34 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec 21 20:09:34 1985
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Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
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3 of my friends have side-swiped cars/trucks, 2 of them parked
(the cars were parked).  Results? 2 banged-up legs, 1 removed
alternator.  If you've got a big wide inline-4, and your legs
are behind the engine, you're probably safe, but I've got
crash bars on my CB450.

Dave's CB450 joke of the week: If the CB450 were an airplane,
what would it be?

Answer: An F-15 jet fighter.  For every hour in the air, they
spend ten hours in the hanger being repaired.

Next week's CB450 joke: CB450's are good cold-weather bikes,
because they have a built-in feature for warming the rider.
Just try to start it with the kickstarter.

The week after that's CB450 joke: What's the most important
thing the carry in a CB450's toolbox?  The title, so that you
can sell the bike for a bus ticket home if (when) it breaks down.

Next month's CB450 joke: What is the one spot on a CB450 that
is always clean and free of oil?  The automatic chain oiler.
-- 
"Why my thoughts are my own, when they are in, but when they are out
they are another's."  -- Susanna Martin, executed for witchcraft.
Dave Kehoe  tektronix!reed!kehoe  (503) 230-9454 (h) 684-3314 (w)