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From: silber@lasspvax.UUCP (Jeffrey Silber)
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Subject: Metahumor in Shoe
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Date: Fri, 20-Dec-85 19:45:45 EST
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Today's edition of Shoe:

(The Perfesser is reading a letter): "Dear Perfesser, Do Santa's elves live
with him at the North Pole?".

(The Perfesser typing a reply): "No, but they live within commuting distance in"

(Shoe cutting the perfesser off): "If you say 'Gnome, Alaska,' I'll bash you 
from here to Doonsbury ..."