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From: sra@oddjob.UUCP (Scott R. Anderson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Johnny Carson
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Date: Sat, 7-Dec-85 13:32:31 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec  7 13:32:31 1985
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Reply-To: sra@oddjob.UUCP (Scott R. Anderson)
Organization: University of Chicago, Department of Physics
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Summary: 

> Another I heard involved Johnny Carson and Arnold Palmer's wife.  Johnny asked
> if she did anything to bring him luck before tournaments.  She replied that
> she kissed his balls, whereupon Johnny said "I'll bet that makes his putter
> flutter".

This may be aprocryphal, but supposedly Johnny got sued for this one:

Zsa Zsa Gabor was his guest one night, and came on stage with her
Persian cat.  The cat sat on her lap while she chatted with Johnny.
At one point, she said to him, "Would you like to pet my pussy?",
whereupon Johnny replied, "Sure, if you get that cat out of the way."
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					Scott Anderson
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