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From: bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Re: Arnold Palmer
Message-ID: <247@galbp.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 8-Dec-85 11:10:13 EST
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Posted: Sun Dec  8 11:10:13 1985
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In article <> brian@mot.UUCP (Brian Pawlowski) writes:
>
>	When I was a child, I had heard the Arnold Palmer
>	story about his wife on Johnny Carson.  I used to
>	spend a lot of late nights watching TV while in
>	grammar school and caught Zsa Zsa Gabor on Johnny Carson.
>
>	She came out in a white dress and diamonds (of course)
>	and had a beautiful white cat.  When she sat down,
>	during the amenities she said:
>
>		Gabor: Do you want to pet my pussy?
>		Carson: Only if you move the cat.
>	
>	After this I was hooked.  I later saw a Carson show
>	where Carol (Boom-Boom) Wayne was on with Doris Day.
>	Carol was on first, and giggled and bounced.  When Doris
>	Day walked out, he noticed that good bit of the weight 
>	she had put on had gone to her chest and remarked:
>		
>		Carson: I feel like I'm at a summit conference.
>
>	Later after Doris Day drooled on about her love of animals,
>	Carson turned to Carol and:
>
>		Carson: Carol, do you like animals?
>		Carol: No.
>		Carson: Why not?
>		Carol: I don't like anything licking me
>			that I can't lick back.

a few weeks ago, David Letterman was talking in his show about how
women repoters on tv were doing better. then the talk turned to
Conny Chung (CBS?) and he  said

           "I'd like to see her get ahead...."

any Chung fan out there?


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