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From: shiue@h-sc1.UUCP (steve shiue)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Gorilla, German Shepherd and Zookeeper joke - offensive to gorillas (ROT13)
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Date: Sat, 7-Dec-85 03:36:01 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec  7 03:36:01 1985
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	N zna jnxrf hc bar zbeavat gb urne n terng pbzzbgvba ba uvf
ebbs.  Ur tbrf hc gb unir n ybbx, naq frrf gur uhtrfg tbevyyn ur'f rire
frra whzcvat hc naq qbja.  Gur zna vf funxra, naq pnyyf gur mbb,
qrfpevovat gur tbevyyn.  "Fbhaqf yvxr byq Wbr unf rfpncrq ntnva," gur
mbbxrrcre fnlf.  "V'yy or evtug bire gb gnxr pner bs guvf.  Vg'yy or
bire va ab gvzr."  Jura gur mbbxrrcre neevirf, ur unf jvgu uvz n ina, n
Trezna furcureq, naq n fubgtha.  Gur mbbxrrcre tvirf gur zna gur
fubgtha gb ubyq, naq cercnerf gb tb bhg bagb gur ebbs.  Orsber pyvzovat
hc, ur gryyf gur zna abg gb jbeel orpnhfr gurl'ir qbar guvf qbmraf bs
gvzrf orsber.  "V tb bhg ba gur ebbs, jerfgyr nebhaq jvgu byq Wbr naq
guebj uvz bss gur ebbs.  Gur qbt jvyy teno Wbr ol gur onyyf naq qent
uvz onpx gb gur ina, naq jr gnxr uvz onpx gb gur mbb."
	"Jung nz V fhccbfrq gb qb jvgu gur tha?" gur zna nfxf.  "Jryy,
va pnfr byq Wbr guebjf ZR bss bs gur ebbs, V jnag lbh gb fubbg gur
qbt."

-Fgrir Fuvhr